These Might Be The Worst Celebrity Baby Names Ever

For some reason, when someone becomes famous and has a child it seems like the new celebrity parent has to come up with the dumbest possible name they can think of. It's almost like they just toss random words in a hat and pick one or two. As a matter of fact, I'm almost certain that's what they do. How else can you explain these crazy names?

 

#1 Audio Science Clayton

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#1 Audio Science Clayton

When Shannyn Sossamon & Dallas Clayton decided to name their baby they must have been feeling rather intellectual. Why else would they choose a name like Audio Science? To make matters even worse, they named their second child Mortimer. Granted that's a bad name too but it's a hell of a lot more normal than this travesty. It wouldn't surprise me if Audio Science doesn't grow up to be full of resentment.

 

#2 Diva Muffin Zappa

#2 Diva Muffin Zappa

You almost come to expect odd names from the Zappa family. With names like Dweezil and Moon Unit, you would think that Frank would have his fill of crazy kids names but you would be wrong. Apparently, Diva got her name because she was the loudest baby in the nursery when she was born. Gotta wonder where the Muffin part came in.

 

#3 Tu Morrow

#3 Tu Morrow

Rob Morrow & Debbon Ayer named their child Tu Simone Ayer Morrow. It doesn't sound too bad until you remove the middle names. Then you realize that OMG they named their child tomorrow. Maybe they are big fans of Annie, after all, Tu Morrow is only a day away.

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